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Sometimes I have to stop myself and say, “They’re fictional characters. Stop worrying so much.”
mom: where are you going its almost midnight
me: out
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lol he dont know I wuz thinkin bout pussy the whole time
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Everything you do/say bugs me, so if you would kindly leave me alone, I’d appreciate it ;)
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My mother told me to start dressing feminine because I look like a butch lesbian.
Oh, goodie! The neighbors are going to have another party until 5 a.m.!

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“AAAAAAAAHHHH SENORITAS EVERYWHERE!”
omg if you don’t watch PewDiePie on YouTube…Please, go do it :3
I want to talk to him so god damn bad
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