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May 28

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Sometimes I have to stop myself and say, “They’re fictional characters. Stop worrying so much.”

h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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May 27

Just watched “Death’s Door”

stinkyminaj:

lol he dont know I wuz thinkin bout pussy the whole time

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thefunniestpost:

Hysterical Blog!

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical Blog!

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Everything you do/say bugs me, so if you would kindly leave me alone, I’d appreciate it ;)

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My mother told me to start dressing feminine because I look like a butch lesbian.

May 26

Oh, goodie! The neighbors are going to have another party until 5 a.m.!

May 25

YOUR FUCKING PERFECT FACE IS RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE!!!

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May 23

“AAAAAAAAHHHH SENORITAS EVERYWHERE!”
omg if you don’t watch PewDiePie on YouTube…Please, go do it :3

May 22

I want to talk to him so god damn bad

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